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sin comentarios...


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Que risa con el David Beckham mexicano ¿no?, bueno al menos se parecen en los dientes ja ja ja...

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Soporte Técnico: (¡¡Milagro!!) "Bien, pues escríbalo en el primer renglón con mayúsculas y en el renglón de abajo escriba su password"

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Soporte Técnico: (¡¡Qué rápido se terminan los cigarros cuando hablo con mis usuarios!!) "!PASSWORD!, es la clave que usa para conectarse a la red"

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